While on a visit to Wal-Mart I realized I had to go to the bathroom, I am sure it had to be the Mexican food speaking spanish to my english intestines. So I hurried to the front of the store, into the bathroom, and took a seat. Almost instantly someone else entered the bathroom, and […]

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Keith Burrow, legendary assistant music minister, has finally completed his greatest composition, “All Hogs go to Heaven”. A song designed to thrill the Christian Motorcycle Rally which is holding its annual meeting at the church tomorrow. As the title reveals the lyrics of the song pay homage to the Harley every true biker rides. This […]

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 I am sure the demise of the first Jell-O creation, with it’s slow motion tremors is now legend. But really the legend only begins with the orange failure. While Ivy tasted the fruits of blundering, I was on my way to Kroger to buy more Jell-O, and Megan was boiling water. The story could have […]

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Everyone can make Jell-O right? It is the first lesson in Home-Ec and if you fail you are kicked out for life. I assumed I had the skills to copy the office gag and put Greg’s stapler in Jell-O. When it first plopped out of the container it looked like a success. That is until […]

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