A customer of the grocery store heard cries for help and he hurried over to the car. The woman was holding her head and the customer asked her if she was okay. Linda replied that she’d been shot and was holding her own brains.
The man quickly called the paramedics. When they arrived Linda refused to remove her hands from her head to unlock the doors. So they were forced to break into the car. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.
A biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid. ~ Linda is a blonde, but I’m certain that’s irrelevant.
Keith sent me this story after a can of biscuits exploded in our fridge and this brings me to camp (huh?). Camp does require a little extra dough this year. But we made multiple amazing improvements. Not the least of which is the location of Berry college. Rec has been reinvented (and will be in the morning), there is a ropes course, plus Unhindered is coming back to lead worship! Of course a lot is the same… So don’t be caught holding the dough and miss your opportunity!
Ugh! Some would not have taken this illustration so far, but you should know me-going over the top is my bread and butter…